2014年10月29日 星期三

【魔生活】天生黑面神

(離一離題)只要Shopping魔唔笑就會俾人以為臭臉,其實天生黑面呢家嘢我都唔想架。

有日喺網站Buzzfeed見到呢篇文章,嘩簡直好似他鄉遇故知,原來呢個世界唔係淨係得我有呢個煩惱,太有共鳴喇。如果你都一樣一直被呢樣嘢困擾嘅話,希望你睇完會笑返啦!


22 個所有天生黑面嘅人先會明白嘅問題


1. 內心嘅你其實係心情陽光燦爛。

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生命真係美好呀。

2. 但係當你唔笑嘅時候,周圍嘅人都覺得你係咪有咩唔妥。

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3. 然後佢哋就開始問你:「你做咩唔開心呀?」「你係咪遇到咩問題呀?」「你係咪嬲豬呀?」

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冇事,我本來冇事,但依家就真係有事喇。

4. 又或者會問:「點解你今日嬲爆爆? 你係咪嬲我呀?」

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你唔問我我就唔會嬲架喇大佬。

5. 萬一你真係將我嘅真心黑面激發到出嚟,我個樣都會幾恐怖。

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6. 然後啲人就會叫你笑吓啦,但你心諗...no。

And then they tell you to SMILE, which is like...no.

7. 當你發現你嘅天生黑面其實係埋藏咗喺你嘅基因入面,嗰種無奈...

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8. 覺得既充滿力量,又異常不安。

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9. 就算你幾有禮貌都好,啲人都會誤解你個黑面樣。

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10. 於是你又要同人解釋其實你個樣天生就係咁,你並冇嬲,冇燥,冇煩。

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11. 其實啲人每次同你講:「我啱啱識你嗰陣以為你好臭串架!」我心入面都好燥。

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咪住先,你之前咁諗,咁其實有幾多人都一樣係咁諗架? (然後係咁諗返以前嘅片段,諗吓自己幾時黑過人面)

12. 當你真係嬲豬嗰陣,你要個樣勁勁勁凶狠啲人先知道你真心嬲。

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13. 如果你要去見客或者參加重要活動,你知道你要非常大力地保持笑容,都幾大壓力。

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14. 之後因為你要避免啲人覺得你臭臉而全程keep住個好假嘅笑容,塊面其實勁攰。


15. 你知道當你出去玩想識新朋友嘅時候,佢哋會覺得你好難接近。

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即使你其實係超~想同人哋傾計,求吓你同我傾計啦!

16. 或者其他人硬係覺得你不斷地對他人評頭品足,你又要同佢哋解釋返其實你冇。

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雖然私底下你可能真係有...

17. 當你沉思緊應唔應該食多塊餅,啲人都會以為你密謀緊報仇大計。

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心諗: 食,梗係食~

18. 當你意識到自己個面口有幾燶,你會覺得你要即刻馬上立即道歉同埋笑返。

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對唔住,但其實我唔覺得我要對唔住,我個樣係咁架喇,接受罷啦。

19. 當你講咗個笑話,啲人先好似發現新大陸咁知道原來你都幾幽默。

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20. 想整個你在乎嘅表情出嚟? Sorry你塊面完全表達唔到。

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21. 但你其實都幾享受呢種黑面基因嘅...

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22. 因為呢個黑面係屬於你自己嘅,佢不知幾正。

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